Happy New Year's Eve
The Dave Barry Year in Review
And I stole this, without anyshameatall, from Andy, who doesn't want thanks, but hey, in the spirit of the coming New Year, he's getting them anyway.
Thanks, man.
Now you all go get yourself a laugh.
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The Year in Review.....
Sometimes More IS Good
The CIA Operative and the Afghani
At least he doesn't wear those short shorts anymore.
1) Our enemies are religious zealots and yep, they want to kill us.
2) They are going to keep trying to attack us again, here on our homeland.
3) Keeping them occupied in their own country is one of the things that's kept them from a major attack on our country since 9-11. One of the other things is our blind luck.
Made It!
You all have a great Monday now, ya hear?
A Christmas Story 2009
This is a picture I took of my Christmas Decor at the beginning of the BIG SNOW.
And here’s a picture, same fake flowers, a couple of hours later.
The snow was really coming down at times, and since the wind had blown before and during, I’m sure there’s tree limbs underneath it, which will certainly give me something to do when the snow melts.
Speaking of those limbs, Chloe must have jumped right on one at some point, because she came back in the house with a cut on her foot. She was not a happy camper.
I felt sorry for the birds but they seemed to make the best of it – in fact, the bluejay appeared and I hadn’t seen him in a while.
These are my favorite chairs to sit in and watch the birds; but not now, obviously. More tree limbs. Gah.
Speaking of the Chloe-Dog, she loves this stuff. It made her so happy that she even posed for a few pictures.
These were of course taken before the cut-foot incident. She was pretty much just poutin’ after that.
I did venture out of the house for a trip to the 7-11 today. For some reason, probably that cabin-fever stuff, I HAD TO HAVE a Coke and I don’t even drink pop… Anyway, I finally got the driveway dug out enough to back the car out, went to the store, everything hunky-dory.
Then I got back to the house and it was just like I figured it would be. Couldn’t get the car back up the driveway (it has a little hill right at the street).
Thought I’d circle the block and take another run at it from the other direction.
Came 1/2 an inch from taking out a stop sign. Maybe even 1/4 inch.
The other direction didn’t work either.
I was able to get the car up the hill, but that’s where it’s at and where it’ll stay until tomorrow.
At least I gave my neighbors something to watch.
And I didn’t even say any bad words! Yay! Christmas!
Weather Update, Updated x2
Update, 8 p.m. - 14, yepyouheardmeright, 14 INCHES OF SNOW!
That's a new "world record" for the Oklahoma City area.
Holy Moly!
A Little Tune For Ya
Just type in any Christmas Song and they'll give it a whirl. That is, if they know it. Deck the Halls is pretty good!
Fa-rah-rah-rah-rah!
Monks - a Christmas Story
Just a Few Things I've Noticed
ATTENTION! ROAD CLOSURES THIS WEEKEND!
Portions of I-64, I-70, I-29, I-90 and I-40 will be closed for intermittent periods of time.
A 500-ton piece of coal is being moved from West Virginia to South Dakota, so that Barack H. Obama can be added to Mt Rushmore.
The Sun Bowl Song
Forgive the link, but I don't know how to load it on here any other way.
I especially like the "Oh NOOOOOOOO" part and the section about drug lords and gangsters.....
Friday Night in the Big Town
Those Failbook Ads
If you are on the Facebook, then surely to Pete you are disturbed by some of the ads that appear on the right hand side of your screen.
That picture up there of the house and the 3.7% APR is entitled “Hey Oklahoma Homeowners!” Now, it’s just fine to try to drum up some lower APR business, that doesn’t bother me a bit – but what does bother me is it totally reminds me of that creepy Obama poster, you know, the one where he’s in red, white, and blue, which are undoubtedly his least favorite colors. I personally think his favorite colors are yellow, possibly purple, and of course black followed closely by black mixed with white if it can do him any good.
And if you want to consider that a racist statement, well, that’s your prerogative, but honestly, that’s not my intent.
That spelling of “prerogative” looks wrong, but my spell-check says its right, so I guess I’ll go with it. After all, spell-check = smart.
There used to be ads that popped up all the time on the FB, some of which said the following:
“Obama Wants Moms to Return to School!” And he’ll pay for it!
“Obama Wants Moms to Wipe Out Debt!” Get your own stimulus check!
I noticed a few weeks ago that I wasn’t getting the “Obama Wants” ads anymore. I don’t know why they stopped, but my suspicion is that they either 1) noticed that I am a “fan” of Glenn Beck and Fred Thompson, or 2) the gild is off the lily (isn’t that the way that saying goes?) and nobody really gives a big flyin’ leap what Obama wants anymore.
I hope its #2 but more than likely its #1. I mean, if I watch that dude Beck that Obama thinks is EEEE-VELLL! then I probably am not going to return to school just because the elected ONE wants me to. In fact, if I was considering returning to school I’d probably re-think that and just get a greeter job at Wal*Mart or sumpin’.
Today I noticed there’s actually a site for fans of “Tebow Crying”. Thousands of fans have signed up.
Man, people have picked on that guy so much for that crying jag when he found out that Jesus loves Alabama also (and maybe more than Florida sometimes) that I’m almost (ALMOST) feeling a shred of pity for the guy. Almost.
Timmay Tebow has learned publicly that life is just not fair. You’d have thought he might have had a clue before now.
But Wait! He hasn’t had time to learn life-lessons, because he’s been WAAAYY too busy doing things like BELIEVING the sportscasters hype and traveling to other countries to perform surgery on small male children.
And besides all that, elephants are way cuter than alligators, in my opinion. Not that it matters or has anything to do with anything else I’ve said.
Okay, now, it’s like, a week until Christmas, and if you’re not going to do all your shopping on Christmas Eve at Walgreens, I suggest you get busy. Like I have any room to talk.
Yes, She IS Here!
Well, go say hello to that Staci's Christmas present, Ruby!
Congratulations to the Bailey Family!
The Hackney Place
Christmas Cookies
Twenty-One and Holding
Thunder UP
But, the Thunder have won like 10 games so far this season and I think that's more than they won in all of last year. I'm not sure of that and I don't really feel like researching it so I'm just going to leave it at "Thunder Not Real Good".
It is DONE
Flashback to 1989
We're ALL Going to Disneyland
Here's what we're getting.
And, here's a link to the local media's take on it.
Pretty soon I will run out of pennies.
But I will, ya know, have a skydancing bridge.
Taxpayer Funded Disneyland
The USS Oklahoma
I could never be as eloquent in remembrances of today’s marked history as many writers, so I will just offer this:
I can say that it makes me very sad that I did not and likely will not have the opportunity to experience this country when every American was, simply, proud to be American.




































